Men vs Women. Non Political (I think)

Men vs Women. Non Political (I think)

I am going to give the young men out there in internet land some history and advice about women. We older guys already know this but it is good to share.

The number one thing to remember is that Women rule the world. Always have and always will.

I am going to give the young men out there in internet land some history and advice about women. We older guys already know this but it is good to share.

The number one thing to remember is that Women rule the world. Always have and always will.

Let’s go back in history and I will explain it to you. Back in the caveman days the men were hunters and the women were gatherers. We men would make spears and clubs and go looking for things to kill. The women would plant roots and herbs and go off to pick berries. This was the perfect relationship because the women lived in their caves and the men lived in their own.

If the men wanted sex he would go to the the berry patch, club a woman on the head, drag her into his cave and have sex. When he was done he sent her away. Now the man thought he was the one making the decisions but in reality he was being played by the woman. The women knew that picking berries was going to lead to getting clubbed on the head and having sex yet they always came to pick berries. The men didn’t stand a chance but they didn’t know it.

One day one of the woman said STOP you don’t have to club me on the head… if you want some of this all you have to do is give me some of that meat you have in your cave. The man thought this was a good thing and agreed. They went to his cave that was warmed by fire and layed down on fur rugs and had sex. When they were done the woman asked him for the meat and said BTW can I have one of those soft fur rugs for my cave? If you want I will be back tomorrow for more sex. Being a man he readily agreed.

After repeating this day after day she said to him, you know if I lived in your cave we could have sex anytime you want and I can cook and clean for you. WOW he thought. This is a good deal…little did he know what was in store for him.

So she moved into his cave and the 1st time he went out hunting with his friends for a few days she began to clean. That old collection of tusks and bones…. off to the trash, those smelly old hides off to the trash. What she didn’t throw away she stored in places he didn’t even know he had.

See guys this is what happened when one weak man decided to share his cave with a women. To this day the women are still doing the same thing in our homes. We can all claim to be kings of our castles but that is just bravado for our guy friends. The queens rule because they have something we really, really, really want. It takes a man 9 months to get out of it and he spends his lifetime trying to get back in.

Don’t fight it guys it isn’t going to change. Think of some of the most significant events in the history of the world where women played a dominant role. Mark Antony was the Emperor of the Roman Empire. He ruled over half of the civilized world. He could have anything he wanted, a new virgin every night, boys or girls it was all there at his whim because he was Emperor. Yet he gave it all up for this chick called Cleopatra. I am convinced she had to be one of the greatest sex partners of all time. I mean she must have been able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose. He gave up an Empire for her. You don’t do that just because you are in love, there had to be more to it.

Did you know that World War 1 was started because of a woman. There were rumors of an assassination plot on the Prince of Austria. Prince Ferdinand was told of this yet he didn’t want to give up his nightly excursions to his lover (read whore here) so he escaped his guard detail and was shot dead one night and it touched off WW 1 .

So the lesson I want you young men to take from this is really quite simple. Woman rule the world, always have always will. Sometimes they will play to our ego and let us pretend in front of our friends that we are in charge. But we all know that when our friends leave the words YES DEAR are the most important words you will ever say. In fact here is a clue on how to start every day on a good note with your woman.

Remember a woman operates on hormones and there is no scientific way or machine to figure out on a regular daily basis just where or how her hormonal system is working. There is no HORMONAMETER that you can hang over the bed and see just what you are going to have to deal with each day. So I suggest that when she wakes in the morning the first words she hears from you are “You’re right honey I’m sorry. followed by good morning my love can I get you anything? See there is nothing a woman likes more than to have here man agree with her and apologize to her. It doesn’t matter why you agree or for what you are apologizing for just the fact that you do it is what is important.

I hope you have learned something from this… and remember to stay low and zigzag so she never gets a clean shot.

Author: Chuck Kidd

CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE LIVING A QUIET LIFE AS AN EX-PAT IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NICARAGUA

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CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE LIVING A QUIET LIFE AS AN EX-PAT IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NICARAGUA